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care.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"inner-wrap flex-main\" style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWashing Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"inner-wrap flex-main\" style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"inner-wrap flex-main\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003ch5 style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; margin-bottom: 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; background-color: #ffffff; display: inline !important;\"\u003e40 degree wash. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low heat setting. Warm iron. Do not dry clean or remove stains with solvents.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 14pt;\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #808080;\"\u003eBrand New Printed 100% Cotton T-Shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #808080;\"\u003eTaped neck and shoulders \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #808080;\"\u003eQuick Free Shipping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #808080;\"\u003eNo quibble 30 Days Returns Policy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #808080;\"\u003eAwesome Service \u0026amp; Feedback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/main\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"secondary-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"inner-wrap tabs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-content1\" class=\"tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tab-content2\" class=\"tab-content\" style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Payments\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; background-color: #ffffff; display: inline !important;\"\u003eFREE UK shipping and with our no quibble 30 days returns policy you can rest easy. 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Look no further than this pretty perfect gift that'll be sure to get a laugh amongst colleagues, perfect for the office party or secret Santa gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 15px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; display: inline !important;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; display: inline !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; display: inline !important;\" data-mce-style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003eAbout the t-shirt...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1.4em;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\"\u003eAn iconic t-shirt with a retail fashion fit, incredibly soft-feel finish and the ultimate ribbed crew neck with chain stitch detailing on the shoulders and nape of the neck, twin-needle stitching to the hem and cuffs, and a self-coloured size pip.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #999999;\"\u003eWashing Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.2px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff; display: inline !important;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; background-color: #ffffff; display: inline !important;\"\u003e40 degree wash. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low heat setting. Warm iron. Do not dry clean or remove stains with solvents.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"NEWTZ","offers":[{"title":"XS 30\/32\"","offer_id":41004095504495,"sku":"","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S 34\/36\"","offer_id":32199329022063,"sku":"ALL-I-GOT-TSHIRT-WHT-S","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M 38\/40\"","offer_id":32199329054831,"sku":"ALL-I-GOT-TSHIRT-WHT-M","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L 42\/44\"","offer_id":32199329087599,"sku":"ALL-I-GOT-TSHIRT-WHT-","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL 46\/48\"","offer_id":32199329120367,"sku":"ALL-I-GOT-TSHIRT-WHT-XL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL 50\/52\"","offer_id":32199329153135,"sku":"ALL-I-GOT-TSHIRT-WHT-2XL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL 54\/56'","offer_id":32199329185903,"sku":"ALL-I-GOT-TSHIRT-WHT-3XL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL 58\/60''","offer_id":41004095537263,"sku":"","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"KIDS 3-4yrs","offer_id":32199329382511,"sku":"ALL-I-GOT-TSHIRT-WHT-KXS","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"KIDS 5-6yrs","offer_id":32199329415279,"sku":"ALL-I-GOT-TSHIRT-WHT-KS","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"KIDS 7-8yrs","offer_id":32199329448047,"sku":"ALL-I-GOT-TSHIRT-WHT-KM","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"KIDS 9-11yrs","offer_id":32199329480815,"sku":"ALL-I-GOT-TSHIRT-WHT-KL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"KIDS 12-14yrs","offer_id":32199329513583,"sku":"ALL-I-GOT-TSHIRT-WHT-KXL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0195\/2802\/products\/ALL_I_GOT_FOR_CHRISTMAS_WAS_THIS_TSHIRT_WHITE.jpg?v=1605459196"},{"product_id":"asda-smart-price-christmas-t-shirt-cheap-design-funny-xmas-present-gift-secret-santa","title":"Asda Smart Price Christmas T-Shirt - Bargain Design Funny Present Gift Secret Santa","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial;\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; display: inline !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003eYou'll look like you've blown the budget this year with this bargain basement design certain to get a laugh amongst friends and colleagues, perfect for the office party or secret Santa gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; display: inline !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003eOur t-shirts are 100% cotton with a crew neck, short sleeves and side seams. These stand out slim fit fashion t-shirts are made of superior combed ring-spun cotton, with a soft touch feel, clean and minimalistic for any occasion with a comfortable body length construction for a perfect retail look. Side seams ensure the best fit and a t\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003ehin collar rib for modern and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003eare reinforced with a soft binding\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003e. Minimalist cut and detailing suitable for any occasion, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; font-size: 13.2px; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; display: inline !important;\"\u003eit's the kind of tee you'll dress up and down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003e Printed using eco-friendly printing techniques, printed to order with love and care.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" id=\"sizegrid\" style=\"font-size: 15px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; width: 559px; color: #000000; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eChest (to fit):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e35\/37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e38\/40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e41\/43\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e44\/46\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e47\/49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e50\/52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" id=\"sizegrid\" style=\"font-size: 15px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; width: 543px; color: #000000; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 147px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:                        \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 72px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 77px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 78px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 78px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 85px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 147px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLadies size:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 72px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e10\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 77px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e12\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 78px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e14\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 78px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e16\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 85px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e18\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #000000; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; display: inline !important;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #999999;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWashing Instructions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; background-color: #ffffff; display: inline !important;\"\u003e40 degree wash. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low heat setting. Warm iron. Do not dry clean or remove stains with solvents.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"NEWTZ","offers":[{"title":"S 35\/37\"","offer_id":32199340163183,"sku":"ASDA-SMART-PRICE-CHRISTMAS-TS-WHT-S","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M 38\/40\"","offer_id":32199340195951,"sku":"ASDA-SMART-PRICE-CHRISTMAS-TS-WHT-M","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L 41\/43\"","offer_id":32199340228719,"sku":"ASDA-SMART-PRICE-CHRISTMAS-TS-WHT-L","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL 44\/46\"","offer_id":32199340261487,"sku":"ASDA-SMART-PRICE-CHRISTMAS-TS-WHT-XL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL 47\/47\"","offer_id":32199340294255,"sku":"ASDA-SMART-PRICE-CHRISTMAS-TS-WHT-2XL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL 50\/52\"","offer_id":32199340327023,"sku":"ASDA-SMART-PRICE-CHRISTMAS-TS-WHT-3XL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"LADIES S (10)","offer_id":32199340359791,"sku":"ASDA-SMART-PRICE-CHRISTMAS-TS-WHT-LS","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"LADIES M (12)","offer_id":32199340392559,"sku":"ASDA-SMART-PRICE-CHRISTMAS-TS-WHT-LM","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"LADIES L (14)","offer_id":32199340425327,"sku":"ASDA-SMART-PRICE-CHRISTMAS-TS-WHT-LL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"LADIES XL (16)","offer_id":32199340458095,"sku":"ASDA-SMART-PRICE-CHRISTMAS-TS-WHT-LXL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"LADIES 2XL (18)","offer_id":32199340490863,"sku":"ASDA-SMART-PRICE-CHRISTMAS-TS-WHT-L2XL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"KIDS 3-4yrs","offer_id":32199340523631,"sku":"ASDA-SMART-PRICE-CHRISTMAS-TS-WHT-KXS","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"KIDS 5-6yrs","offer_id":32199340556399,"sku":"ASDA-SMART-PRICE-CHRISTMAS-TS-WHT-KS","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"KIDS 7-8yrs","offer_id":32199340589167,"sku":"ASDA-SMART-PRICE-CHRISTMAS-TS-WHT-KM","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"KIDS 9-11yrs","offer_id":32199340621935,"sku":"ASDA-SMART-PRICE-CHRISTMAS-TS-WHT-KL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"KIDS 12-14yrs","offer_id":32199340654703,"sku":"ASDA-SMART-PRICE-CHRISTMAS-TS-WHT-KXL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0195\/2802\/products\/ASDA_SMART_PRICE_CHRISTMAS_TSHIRT_WHITE.jpg?v=1605459974"},{"product_id":"sainsburys-basics-christmas-t-shirt-cheap-design-funny-xmas-present-gift-secret-santa","title":"Sainsburys Basics Christmas T-Shirt - Bargain Design Funny Present Gift Secret Santa","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial;\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; display: inline !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003eYou'll look like you've blown the budget this year with this bargain basement design certain to get a laugh amongst friends and colleagues, perfect for the office party or secret Santa gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; display: inline !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003eOur t-shirts are 100% cotton with a crew neck, short sleeves and side seams. These stand out slim fit fashion t-shirts are made of superior combed ring-spun cotton, with a soft touch feel, clean and minimalistic for any occasion with a comfortable body length construction for a perfect retail look. Side seams ensure the best fit and a t\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003ehin collar rib for modern and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003eare reinforced with a soft binding\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003e. Minimalist cut and detailing suitable for any occasion, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; font-size: 13.2px; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; display: inline !important;\"\u003eit's the kind of tee you'll dress up and down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003e Printed using eco-friendly printing techniques, printed to order with love and care. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" id=\"sizegrid\" style=\"font-size: 15px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; width: 559px; color: #000000; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eChest (to fit):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e35\/37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e38\/40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e41\/43\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e44\/46\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e47\/49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e50\/52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" id=\"sizegrid\" style=\"font-size: 15px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; width: 543px; color: #000000; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 147px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:                        \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 72px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 77px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 78px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 78px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 85px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 147px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLadies size:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 72px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e10\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 77px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e12\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 78px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e14\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 78px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e16\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 85px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e18\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #000000; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; display: inline !important;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #999999;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWashing Instructions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; background-color: #ffffff; display: inline !important;\"\u003e40 degree wash. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low heat setting. Warm iron. 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Minimalist cut and detailing suitable for any occasion, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; font-size: 13.2px; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; display: inline !important;\"\u003eit's the kind of tee you'll dress up and down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003e Printed using eco-friendly printing techniques, printed to order with love and care. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" id=\"sizegrid\" style=\"font-size: 15px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; width: 559px; color: #000000; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eChest (to fit):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e35\/37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e38\/40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e41\/43\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e44\/46\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e47\/49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e50\/52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" id=\"sizegrid\" style=\"font-size: 15px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; width: 543px; color: #000000; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 147px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:                        \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 72px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 77px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 78px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 78px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 85px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 147px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLadies size:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 72px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e10\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 77px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e12\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 78px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e14\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 78px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e16\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 85px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e18\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #000000; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; display: inline !important;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #999999;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWashing Instructions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; background-color: #ffffff; display: inline !important;\"\u003e40 degree wash. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low heat setting. Warm iron. 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These stand out slim fit fashion t-shirts are made of superior combed ring-spun cotton, with a soft touch feel, clean and minimalistic for any occasion with a comfortable body length construction for a perfect retail look. Side seams ensure the best fit and a t\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003ehin collar rib for modern and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003eare reinforced with a soft binding\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003e. Minimalist cut and detailing suitable for any occasion, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; font-size: 13.2px; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; display: inline !important;\"\u003eit's the kind of tee you'll dress up and down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003e Printed using eco-friendly printing techniques, printed to order with love and care. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" id=\"sizegrid\" style=\"font-size: 15px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; width: 559px; color: #000000; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eChest (to fit):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e35\/37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e38\/40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e41\/43\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e44\/46\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e47\/49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e50\/52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" id=\"sizegrid\" style=\"font-size: 15px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; width: 543px; color: #000000; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 147px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:                        \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 72px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 77px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 78px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 78px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 85px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 147px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLadies size:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 72px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e10\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 77px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e12\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 78px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e14\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 78px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e16\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 85px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e18\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #000000; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; display: inline !important;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #999999;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWashing Instructions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; background-color: #ffffff; display: inline !important;\"\u003e40 degree wash. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low heat setting. Warm iron. Do not dry clean or remove stains with solvents. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"NEWTZ","offers":[{"title":"S 35\/37\"","offer_id":32199358152815,"sku":"SANTA-FLOSS-TS-WHT-S","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M 38\/40\"","offer_id":32199358185583,"sku":"SANTA-FLOSS-TS-WHT-M","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L 41\/43\"","offer_id":32199358218351,"sku":"SANTA-FLOSS-TS-WHT-L","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL 44\/46\"","offer_id":32199358251119,"sku":"SANTA-FLOSS-TS-WHT-XL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL 47\/47\"","offer_id":32199358283887,"sku":"SANTA-FLOSS-TS-WHT-2XL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL 50\/52\"","offer_id":32199358316655,"sku":"SANTA-FLOSS-TS-WHT-3XL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"LADIES S (10)","offer_id":32199358349423,"sku":"SANTA-FLOSS-TS-WHT-LS","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"LADIES M (12)","offer_id":32199358382191,"sku":"SANTA-FLOSS-TS-WHT-LM","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"LADIES L (14)","offer_id":32199358414959,"sku":"SANTA-FLOSS-TS-WHT-LL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"LADIES XL (16)","offer_id":32199358447727,"sku":"SANTA-FLOSS-TS-WHT-LXL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"LADIES 2XL (18)","offer_id":32199358480495,"sku":"SANTA-FLOSS-TS-WHT-L2XL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"KIDS 3-4yrs","offer_id":32199358513263,"sku":"SANTA-FLOSS-TS-WHT-KXS","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"KIDS 5-6yrs","offer_id":32199358546031,"sku":"SANTA-FLOSS-TS-WHT-KS","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"KIDS 7-8yrs","offer_id":32199358578799,"sku":"SANTA-FLOSS-TS-WHT-KM","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"KIDS 9-11yrs","offer_id":32199358611567,"sku":"SANTA-FLOSS-TS-WHT-KL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"KIDS 12-14yrs","offer_id":32199358644335,"sku":"SANTA-FLOSS-TS-WHT-KXL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0195\/2802\/products\/SANTA_FLOSS.jpg?v=1605462256"},{"product_id":"santa-dabbing-around-the-christmas-tree-t-shirt","title":"Santa Dabbing Around the Christmas Tree T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial;\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; display: inline !important;\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eDabbin\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" jsname=\"YS01Ge\"\u003e' around the Christmas tree have a happy holiday. Everyone dancin' merrily in the new old-fashioned way!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; display: inline !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003eOur t-shirts are 100% cotton with a crew neck, short sleeves and side seams. These stand out slim fit fashion t-shirts are made of superior combed ring-spun cotton, with a soft touch feel, clean and minimalistic for any occasion with a comfortable body length construction for a perfect retail look. Side seams ensure the best fit and a t\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003ehin collar rib for modern and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003eare reinforced with a soft binding\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003e. Minimalist cut and detailing suitable for any occasion, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; font-size: 13.2px; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; display: inline !important;\"\u003eit's the kind of tee you'll dress up and down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; display: inline !important;\"\u003e Printed using eco-friendly printing techniques, printed to order with love and care. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" id=\"sizegrid\" style=\"font-size: 15px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; width: 559px; color: #000000; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eChest (to fit):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e35\/37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e38\/40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e41\/43\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e44\/46\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e47\/49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e50\/52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" id=\"sizegrid\" style=\"font-size: 15px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; width: 543px; color: #000000; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 147px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:                        \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 72px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 77px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 78px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 78px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 85px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 147px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLadies size:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 72px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e10\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 77px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e12\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 78px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e14\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 78px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e16\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd align=\"center\" style=\"width: 85px; border: 1px dashed #cccccc;\"\u003e18\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #000000; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; display: inline !important;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #999999;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWashing Instructions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.2px; background-color: #ffffff; display: inline !important;\"\u003e40 degree wash. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low heat setting. Warm iron. Do not dry clean or remove stains with solvents. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"NEWTZ","offers":[{"title":"S 35\/37\"","offer_id":32199358906479,"sku":"SANTA-DABBING-AROUND-TREE-TS-WHT-S","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M 38\/40\"","offer_id":32199358939247,"sku":"SANTA-DABBING-AROUND-TREE-TS-WHT-M","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L 41\/43\"","offer_id":32199358972015,"sku":"SANTA-DABBING-AROUND-TREE-TS-WHT-L","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL 44\/46\"","offer_id":32199359004783,"sku":"SANTA-DABBING-AROUND-TREE-TS-WHT-XL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL 47\/47\"","offer_id":32199359037551,"sku":"SANTA-DABBING-AROUND-TREE-TS-WHT-2XL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL 50\/52\"","offer_id":32199359070319,"sku":"SANTA-DABBING-AROUND-TREE-TS-WHT-3XL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"LADIES S (10)","offer_id":32199359103087,"sku":"SANTA-DABBING-AROUND-TREE-TS-WHT-LS","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"LADIES M (12)","offer_id":32199359135855,"sku":"SANTA-DABBING-AROUND-TREE-TS-WHT-LM","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"LADIES L (14)","offer_id":32199359168623,"sku":"SANTA-DABBING-AROUND-TREE-TS-WHT-LL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"LADIES XL (16)","offer_id":32199359201391,"sku":"SANTA-DABBING-AROUND-TREE-TS-WHT-LXL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"LADIES 2XL (18)","offer_id":32199359234159,"sku":"SANTA-DABBING-AROUND-TREE-TS-WHT-L2XL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"KIDS 3-4yrs","offer_id":32199359266927,"sku":"SANTA-DABBING-AROUND-TREE-TS-WHT-KXS","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"KIDS 5-6yrs","offer_id":32199359299695,"sku":"SANTA-DABBING-AROUND-TREE-TS-WHT-KS","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"KIDS 7-8yrs","offer_id":32199359332463,"sku":"SANTA-DABBING-AROUND-TREE-TS-WHT-KM","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"KIDS 9-11yrs","offer_id":32199359365231,"sku":"SANTA-DABBING-AROUND-TREE-TS-WHT-KL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"KIDS 12-14yrs","offer_id":32199359397999,"sku":"SANTA-DABBING-AROUND-TREE-TS-WHT-KXL","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0195\/2802\/products\/SANTA_DABBING_AROUND_THE_CHRISTMAS_TREE_TSHIRT.jpg?v=1605462545"},{"product_id":"tequila_makes_me_handsome_ts_blk","title":"Tequila Makes Me Handsome Black T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eGet the party started in true style with this Tequila Makes Me Handsome Black T-Shirt. The snazzy design is sure to get heads turning for all the right reasons! Dress your best and feel like a million bucks every time you don this bottle-tastic beauty. 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