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A beer-wielding Santa, bold distressed lettering and a festive splash of colour make this a cheeky choice for Christmas parties, festive pub trips and Secret Santa gifts for someone who loves a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMade for festive comfort\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton in all four colours; 180gsm fabric.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit with short sleeves and a ribbed crew neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams, taped back neck and twin-needle stitching.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColourful Merry Pissmass front print and NEWTZ inside-neck branding.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdult sizes S–5XL in all available colours.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash at 30°C, inside out, with similar colours. Do not bleach or dry clean. Air dry to help protect the print; avoid tumble drying. If needed, iron cool on the reverse and never directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003csection class=\"newtz-size-guide\"\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRelaxed unisex fit. Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level. 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