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Mix designs, colours and sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFree standard UK delivery: estimated 5–7 working days from ordering. Express UK delivery: £10, estimated 3–5 working days. Both include printing and delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWash inside out, follow the garment care label and avoid ironing directly over the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003csection class=\"newtz-size-guide\"\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRelaxed unisex fit. Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level. 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