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T-Rex Hates Christmas Small Arms Issue Funny T-Shirt

Poor T-Rex! This hilarious tee explores the dinosaur's ultimate holiday dilemma with clever wit and charm. Perfect for palaeontology fans, comedy lovers, and anyone who appreciates absurdist humour, it's a conversation starter that'll have people laughing. Made from comfortable cotton, it's ideal for casual wear, themed parties, or gifting to the person who loves a good pun and prehistoric jokes. A roaringly funny way to celebrate the season with style and silliness!

  • 100% Cotton PurePrint Fabric
  • Relaxed fit T
  • Short sleeves
  • Side seams
  • Taped back neck
  • Twin needle stitch details
  • Ribbed crew neck.
Washing Instructions:

Machine wash 30°. Do not bleach. Iron low. Low tumble dry. Do not dry clean.

Size Guide:

Size guide

Relaxed unisex fit. Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level. These are body chest measurements, not the width of the T-shirt laid flat.

Unisex T-shirt size guide
Size Chest to fit (inches) Chest to fit (cm, approx.)
S 36 91
M 40 102
L 44 112
XL 48 122
2XL 52 132
3XL 56 142
4XL 60 152
5XL 64 163

If you are between sizes or prefer a roomier fit, choose the larger size.