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The Official "TOLD/YOU/SO" T-Shirt Conspiracy Theorist Collection T-Shirt

🤪 The Fun-Loving Skeptic Tee

Finally, a shirt that understands you.

If you've ever watched the news and just knew what was really going on, this shirt is for you. It's the perfect, playful way to embrace your inner sleuth and poke fun at the chaos of the world.

Introducing the "I identify as a conspiracy theorist, my promouns are... TOLD/YOU/SO" white tee. It's ridiculous. It's hilarious. And honestly? It's probably true.

Why wait for vindication? Wear it proudly now and prepare for the knowing glances and laughter. Just try not to use your pronouns too often. 😉

Washing Instructions:

Machine wash 30°. Do not bleach. Iron low. Low tumble dry. Do not dry clean.

Size Guide:

Size guide

Relaxed unisex fit. Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level. These are body chest measurements, not the width of the T-shirt laid flat.

Unisex T-shirt size guide
Size Chest to fit (inches) Chest to fit (cm, approx.)
S 36 91
M 40 102
L 44 112
XL 48 122
2XL 52 132
3XL 56 142
4XL 60 152
5XL 64 163

If you are between sizes or prefer a roomier fit, choose the larger size.