I Hope Santa Steals Your TV Funny Christmas T-Shirt
Santa's behaving badly this Christmas. This cheeky NEWTZ tee features an original knit-style cartoon of Santa, a stolen television and a Christmas tree, with the slogan: “I hope Santa steals your TV and pisses on your tree.”
A rude festive joke for adult Christmas parties and Secret Santa gifts. The Christmas jumper-style pattern is printed onto a comfortable T-shirt.
- Black, Navy or Bottle Green
- Relaxed unisex fit, adult sizes S–5XL
- Crew-neck T-shirt with a printed front design
- Printed to order by Penny Crayon Custom Clothing
£15 each. Choose three qualifying tees from our 3 for £30 collection and your third tee is free automatically. Mix designs, colours and sizes.
Free standard UK delivery: estimated 5–7 working days from ordering. Express UK delivery: £10, estimated 3–5 working days. Both include printing and delivery.
Wash inside out, follow the garment care label and avoid ironing directly over the print.
Size guide
Relaxed unisex fit. Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level. These are body chest measurements, not the width of a T-shirt laid flat.
| Size | Chest to fit (inches) | Chest to fit (cm, approx.) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 36 | 91 |
| M | 40 | 102 |
| L | 44 | 112 |
| XL | 48 | 122 |
| 2XL | 52 | 132 |
| 3XL | 56 | 142 |
| 4XL | 60 | 152 |
| 5XL | 64 | 163 |
If you are between sizes or prefer a roomier fit, choose the larger size.
