Newtz

I'm Fat But I Identify As Skinny Funny Woke T-Shirt

Why let reality cramp your style?

Introducing the shirt that truly understands the power of positive self-identification (and a good sense of humor). The "I'm Fat But I Identify As Skinny" tee is here to declare your preferred truth and give everyone a good laugh.

We believe in living your best life, whether that involves identifying as skinny while crushing a burrito, or simply enjoying the comfort of this premium, soft fabric. It's the perfect playful nod to current culture, proving you can be woke, funny, and completely comfortable in your own (identified) skin.

This shirt is for anyone who knows the most important thing is how you feel on the inside... which is totally slender, by the way.

Washing Instructions:

Machine wash 30°. Do not bleach. Iron low. Low tumble dry. Do not dry clean.

Size Guide:

Size S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Size: S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Chest (to fit): 36 40 44 48 52 56 60 64