Christmas Better Halves

£15 per tee. Choose each size and colour separately. Any three qualifying tees for £30, with free standard UK delivery.

Christmas Lights

I Put the Lights Up. & I Said “Bit More to the Left.”

December Duet

Christmas Choir. & Noise Complaint.

The Wrapping Department

I Wrapped Your Present. & I Can Tell.

The Christmas Thermostat

I Put the Heating On. & I Put Another Jumper On.

The Christmas Exit

I Said We’d Leave at Eight. & I’m Just Saying Goodbye.

The Christmas Budget

We Said No Presents. & I Kept the Receipt.

The Christmas Envelope

I Gave You a Memory. & I Shook the Card. Nothing.

The Christmas Intruder

I Shaved for Christmas. & I Reported an Intruder.