Finally, a shirt that understands you.
If you've ever watched the news and just knew what was really going on, this shirt is for you. It's the perfect, playful way to embrace your inner sleuth and poke fun at the chaos of the world.
Introducing the "I identify as a conspiracy theorist, my promouns are... TOLD/YOU/SO" white tee. It's ridiculous. It's hilarious. And honestly? It's probably true.
Why wait for vindication? Wear it proudly now and prepare for the knowing glances and laughter. Just try not to use your pronouns too often. 😉
Relaxed unisex fit. Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level. These are body chest measurements, not the width of the T-shirt laid flat.
| Size | Chest to fit (inches) | Chest to fit (cm, approx.) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 36 | 91 |
| M | 40 | 102 |
| L | 44 | 112 |
| XL | 48 | 122 |
| 2XL | 52 | 132 |
| 3XL | 56 | 142 |
| 4XL | 60 | 152 |
| 5XL | 64 | 163 |
If you are between sizes or prefer a roomier fit, choose the larger size.