Newtz

I'm Fat But I Identify As Skinny Funny Woke T-Shirt

Why let reality cramp your style?

Introducing the shirt that truly understands the power of positive self-identification (and a good sense of humor). The "I'm Fat But I Identify As Skinny" tee is here to declare your preferred truth and give everyone a good laugh.

We believe in living your best life, whether that involves identifying as skinny while crushing a burrito, or simply enjoying the comfort of this premium, soft fabric. It's the perfect playful nod to current culture, proving you can be woke, funny, and completely comfortable in your own (identified) skin.

This shirt is for anyone who knows the most important thing is how you feel on the inside... which is totally slender, by the way.

Washing Instructions:

Machine wash 30°. Do not bleach. Iron low. Low tumble dry. Do not dry clean.

Size Guide:

Size guide

Relaxed unisex fit. Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level. These are body chest measurements, not the width of the T-shirt laid flat.

Unisex T-shirt size guide
Size Chest to fit (inches) Chest to fit (cm, approx.)
S 36 91
M 40 102
L 44 112
XL 48 122
2XL 52 132
3XL 56 142
4XL 60 152
5XL 64 163

If you are between sizes or prefer a roomier fit, choose the larger size.