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Merry Pissmass – Funny Christmas T-Shirt
£15.00
Choose three qualifying tees and save £15 automatically in your bag. Mix designs, colours and sizes. Your £30 trio includes free standard UK delivery.
Browse the 3 for £30 collection ↗Relaxed unisex fit · S–5XL
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Size guide
Relaxed unisex fit. Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level. These are body chest measurements, not the width of the T-shirt laid flat.
| Size | Chest to fit (inches) | Chest to fit (cm, approx.) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 36 | 91 |
| M | 40 | 102 |
| L | 44 | 112 |
| XL | 48 | 122 |
| 2XL | 52 | 132 |
| 3XL | 56 | 142 |
| 4XL | 60 | 152 |
| 5XL | 64 | 163 |
If you are between sizes or prefer a roomier fit, choose the larger size.
About this design
Santa's off the clock. Let the festive mischief begin.
Bring a little naughty-list energy to Christmas with the NEWTZ Merry Pissmass T-shirt. A beer-wielding Santa, bold distressed lettering and a festive splash of colour make this a cheeky choice for Christmas parties, festive pub trips and Secret Santa gifts for someone who loves a laugh.
Made for festive comfort
- 100% cotton in all four colours; 180gsm fabric.
- Relaxed unisex fit with short sleeves and a ribbed crew neck.
- Side seams, taped back neck and twin-needle stitching.
- Colourful Merry Pissmass front print and NEWTZ inside-neck branding.
- Adult sizes S–5XL in all available colours.
Care
Machine wash at 30°C, inside out, with similar colours. Do not bleach or dry clean. Air dry to help protect the print; avoid tumble drying. If needed, iron cool on the reverse and never directly on the print.
A FEW QUICK ANSWERS
Good questions. Straight answers.
How does 3 for £30 work?
Choose three qualifying tees from the 3 for £30 collection. At £15 each, your third tee is free automatically in your bag, saving £15. No code needed. Six qualifying tees are £60. Other discounts cannot be combined.
Explore the 3 for £30 teesCan I mix designs, colours and sizes?
Yes. Choose a design, colour and size for each qualifying tee. Your three can be for different people—pick from the colours and sizes available on each listing.
How do I choose the right size?
Our T-shirts have a relaxed unisex fit in sizes S–5XL. Check the size guide before ordering. It uses body chest measurements, not the width of a T-shirt laid flat.
View the T-shirt size guideWhat does delivery cost, and how long does it take?
Standard UK delivery is free, with an estimated arrival of 5–7 working days from ordering. Express UK delivery costs £10, with an estimated arrival of 3–5 working days. Both include printing and delivery. Working days exclude weekends and UK bank holidays.
Read delivery detailsCan I return a T-shirt?
Contact us within 30 days of receiving your order to request a return, then send it back within 14 days of telling us. Include your order number and the item(s). You pay return postage unless the item is faulty or not as described. Your statutory rights are unaffected. Read the full policy before returning.
Read the returns policyStill have a question? Contact the NEWTZ team
MIX YOUR DESIGNS, COLOURS & SIZES
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3 FOR £30Choose your colour & sizeChoose your colour and size on each design. Your third qualifying tee is free automatically in the bag. Free standard UK delivery: 5–7 working days. Express: £10, 3–5 working days.