GOOD TEES. GREAT SENSE OF HUMOUR.
Nan? Nice Try. Funny Dog T-Shirt
£15.00
Choose three qualifying tees and save £15 automatically in your bag. Mix designs, colours and sizes. Your £30 trio includes free standard UK delivery.
Browse the 3 for £30 collection ↗About this design
That bonnet isn't fooling anyone. A deadpan spaniel in reading glasses gives this bold dog-humour tee its unmistakably British sense of humour. A fun gift for dog lovers and mates who appreciate a suspicious disguise.
Relaxed unisex fit. Black or White, S–5XL.
£15 each, or mix any three qualifying tees for £30 automatically. Free standard UK delivery from £30 after discounts; £2.95 below.
Made to order. Standard printing and delivery: 5–7 working days. Express: £10, 3–5 working days.
Size guide
| Size | Chest to fit (inches) | Chest to fit (cm, approx.) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 36 | 91 |
| M | 40 | 102 |
| L | 44 | 112 |
| XL | 48 | 122 |
| 2XL | 52 | 132 |
| 3XL | 56 | 142 |
| 4XL | 60 | 152 |
| 5XL | 64 | 163 |
Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level. These are body chest measurements, not the width of a T-shirt laid flat. If between sizes or for a roomier fit, choose the larger size.
Care
Wash inside out at 30°C. Do not iron directly on the print. Follow the garment care label.
Product images are illustrative mockups. Colours and print appearance may vary slightly.
A FEW QUICK ANSWERS
Good questions. Straight answers.
How does 3 for £30 work?
Choose three qualifying tees from the 3 for £30 collection. At £15 each, your third tee is free automatically in your bag, saving £15. No code needed. Six qualifying tees are £60. Other discounts cannot be combined.
Explore the 3 for £30 teesCan I mix designs, colours and sizes?
Yes. Choose a design, colour and size for each qualifying tee. Your three can be for different people—pick from the colours and sizes available on each listing.
How do I choose the right size?
Our T-shirts have a relaxed unisex fit in sizes S–5XL. Check the size guide before ordering. It uses body chest measurements, not the width of a T-shirt laid flat.
View the T-shirt size guideWhat does delivery cost, and how long does it take?
Standard UK delivery is free, with an estimated arrival of 5–7 working days from ordering. Express UK delivery costs £10, with an estimated arrival of 3–5 working days. Both include printing and delivery. Working days exclude weekends and UK bank holidays.
Read delivery detailsCan I return a T-shirt?
Contact us within 30 days of receiving your order to request a return, then send it back within 14 days of telling us. Include your order number and the item(s). You pay return postage unless the item is faulty or not as described. Your statutory rights are unaffected. Read the full policy before returning.
Read the returns policyStill have a question? Contact the NEWTZ team
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£15.00Choose your colour and size on each design. Your third qualifying tee is free automatically in the bag. Free standard UK delivery: 5–7 working days. Express: £10, 3–5 working days.