GOOD TEES. GREAT SENSE OF HUMOUR.
I Identify As A Threat My Pronouns Are Try and Me Funny Black T-Shirt
£15.00
Choose three qualifying tees and save £15 automatically in your bag. Mix designs, colours and sizes. Your £30 trio includes free standard UK delivery.
Browse the 3 for £30 collection ↗Relaxed unisex fit · S–5XL
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Size guide
Relaxed unisex fit. Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level. These are body chest measurements, not the width of the T-shirt laid flat.
| Size | Chest to fit (inches) | Chest to fit (cm, approx.) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 36 | 91 |
| M | 40 | 102 |
| L | 44 | 112 |
| XL | 48 | 122 |
| 2XL | 52 | 132 |
| 3XL | 56 | 142 |
| 4XL | 60 | 152 |
| 5XL | 64 | 163 |
If you are between sizes or prefer a roomier fit, choose the larger size.
About this design
😈 "Try and Me" Threat T-Shirt
Level up your attitude. This shirt comes with a built-in warning label.
Tired of being underestimated? Ready to walk into the room with pure, unapologetic confidence?
Our "I Identify As A Threat My Pronouns Are Try and Me" black t-shirt is the ultimate statement piece. It’s funny, fearless, and gives off main character energy. It takes the current pronoun conversation and flips it on its head with a hilarious, assertive twist.
Consider this your daily armour.
Printed on sleek, black fabric, this tee ensures the bold white text pops, making your message impossible to miss. It’s perfect for gym days, flexing on rivals, or just looking effortlessly cool while you get coffee.
A FEW QUICK ANSWERS
Good questions. Straight answers.
How does 3 for £30 work?
Choose three qualifying tees from the 3 for £30 collection. At £15 each, your third tee is free automatically in your bag, saving £15. No code needed. Six qualifying tees are £60. Other discounts cannot be combined.
Explore the 3 for £30 teesCan I mix designs, colours and sizes?
Yes. Choose a design, colour and size for each qualifying tee. Your three can be for different people—pick from the colours and sizes available on each listing.
How do I choose the right size?
Our T-shirts have a relaxed unisex fit in sizes S–5XL. Check the size guide before ordering. It uses body chest measurements, not the width of a T-shirt laid flat.
View the T-shirt size guideWhat does delivery cost, and how long does it take?
Standard UK delivery is free, with an estimated arrival of 5–7 working days from ordering. Express UK delivery costs £10, with an estimated arrival of 3–5 working days. Both include printing and delivery. Working days exclude weekends and UK bank holidays.
Read delivery detailsCan I return a T-shirt?
Contact us within 30 days of receiving your order to request a return, then send it back within 14 days of telling us. Include your order number and the item(s). You pay return postage unless the item is faulty or not as described. Your statutory rights are unaffected. Read the full policy before returning.
Read the returns policyStill have a question? Contact the NEWTZ team
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£15.00Choose your colour and size on each design. Your third qualifying tee is free automatically in the bag. Free standard UK delivery: 5–7 working days. Express: £10, 3–5 working days.