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Batteries Not Included Christmas Ruined – Retro Christmas T-Shirt
£15.00
Choose three qualifying tees and save £15 automatically in your bag. Mix designs, colours and sizes. Your £30 trio includes free standard UK delivery.
Browse the 3 for £30 collection ↗About this design
Batteries not included. Christmas ruined.
The wrapping paper is off, the toy is ready—and nobody bought the batteries. A slumped retro robot captures a Christmas-morning disaster that needs no explanation.
Part of our Christmas Like It Used To Be collection. Relaxed unisex fit in Black or White, sizes S–5XL.
£15 each. Mix any three qualifying tees for £30. Choose your designs, colours and sizes; the offer applies automatically.
Size guide
| Size | Chest to fit (inches) | Chest to fit (cm, approx.) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 36 | 91 |
| M | 40 | 102 |
| L | 44 | 112 |
| XL | 48 | 122 |
| 2XL | 52 | 132 |
| 3XL | 56 | 142 |
| 4XL | 60 | 152 |
| 5XL | 64 | 163 |
Measure around the fullest part of your chest. These are body measurements, not flat garment widths. Between sizes or prefer a roomier fit? Choose the larger size.
Delivery
Standard UK delivery: £2.95 below £30, free from £30 after discounts. Estimated 5–7 working days. Express UK delivery: £10, estimated 3–5 working days.
Care
Wash inside out at 30°C. Do not iron directly over the print. Avoid tumble drying.
A FEW QUICK ANSWERS
Good questions. Straight answers.
How does 3 for £30 work?
Choose three qualifying tees from the 3 for £30 collection. At £15 each, your third tee is free automatically in your bag, saving £15. No code needed. Six qualifying tees are £60. Other discounts cannot be combined.
Explore the 3 for £30 teesCan I mix designs, colours and sizes?
Yes. Choose a design, colour and size for each qualifying tee. Your three can be for different people—pick from the colours and sizes available on each listing.
How do I choose the right size?
Our T-shirts have a relaxed unisex fit in sizes S–5XL. Check the size guide before ordering. It uses body chest measurements, not the width of a T-shirt laid flat.
View the T-shirt size guideWhat does delivery cost, and how long does it take?
Standard UK delivery is free, with an estimated arrival of 5–7 working days from ordering. Express UK delivery costs £10, with an estimated arrival of 3–5 working days. Both include printing and delivery. Working days exclude weekends and UK bank holidays.
Read delivery detailsCan I return a T-shirt?
Contact us within 30 days of receiving your order to request a return, then send it back within 14 days of telling us. Include your order number and the item(s). You pay return postage unless the item is faulty or not as described. Your statutory rights are unaffected. Read the full policy before returning.
Read the returns policyStill have a question? Contact the NEWTZ team
MIX YOUR DESIGNS, COLOURS & SIZES
Complete your three.
Any three qualifying tees for £30 — save £15, with free standard UK delivery.
3 FOR £30Choose your colour & size
3 FOR £30Choose your colour & size
3 FOR £30Choose your colour & size
3 FOR £30Choose your colour & sizeChoose your colour and size on each design. Your third qualifying tee is free automatically in the bag. Free standard UK delivery: 5–7 working days. Express: £10, 3–5 working days.